Clarification

Though I've already elucidated this for many times, this is to my new friends.
I'm short-sighted. So I can actually not seeing you clearly when you passby or are nearby me as I don't like putting on glasses. Please don't misunderstand that I'm so arrogant cause not waving at you or not saying hi to you or not responding to you, since I truly cannot recognize you.
55555...

Monday, October 20, 2008

她妈的!

筹集百筹集百筹集百筹!!! 击败!!!

她妈的!!死懒嗨!!已经是第几次了?!每次都是酱!拖拖拖!什么事都拖!平时酱懒多时间不做!到最后就弄到别人帮你做!借口一懒大堆!你很懒忙咩?!忙什么懒?曹击败!!去减肥啦你!死肥嗨!吃素吃到你酱懒肥!做东西慢手慢脚!脂肪一懒大堆!曹击败!!酱懒厉害找借口不如去做律师!曹击败!

击败!!!!!!

Sunday, October 19, 2008

http://hotel626.com

All my dear friends, I'm proud to introduce you to an online adventure game-HOTEL626-which I just passed all the 10 levels. (heahea..) It has only got 10 levels and you can actually skip each stage on the same level if you think you can't pass it. You would need a headphone(a must or else get yourself a nice amplifier) and a microphone(optional).

Seriously, play at the midnight alone without light would better stimulate your blood circulation! hahaha...

People, just try it!

Saturday, October 18, 2008

I'm Officially An Uncle

Woo~~~ You know you know you know?! My second sister has just given birth to her baby girl at local time 1313, 18/10/2008!! 1313, 母女平安!! You chose a nice time to earth, my first niece!! (happy~ hee~)

I would upload her picture asap! Currently dunno her name yet, cause my brother-in-law said what "need to bring to master choice" (I dunno what's that)...

Ahahahahaha I'm very happie!!!!!!!!!
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Oct 20th

My niece went back home lar!!!!! (huhuhuhu....) I still thought she should stay in hospital for like at least 1-2weeks tim.. My big sister called me just now! She said our niece is a leng lui!!! Argh I wanna see the baby~!! >.<

She opened her eyes!!! So cute!! Heeeeee......
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Oct 26th


Yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo!!! Know what? I hugged my niece!! Hehe~ She's so petite, so fragile, so innocent.. My cute cute niece~ Hehehehehehehe...... And she's actually smaller than she looks in the photos as she weights only lesser than 7 pounds! And and and, her fingers and toes are long! Back also long! Everyone says she's gonna become a tall leng lui in the future! Hehehe!!

Her name is Pua Boon Jing aka 潘雯静! Nice name~ Hehee..

Friday, October 17, 2008

I'm A Model For Darlie!


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahah~~~

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Munch Raw Vegetable

Have you ever crunched any raw vegetable? I did! (Lol..)

Yesterday I went service a vegetarian, Dr Ng gave me a raw 四角豆 (I dunno what is this called in English) to eat. Gosh it's delicious when it's cooked but that's a raw one!! I ate it cause I know he's with good intention. But, it has nearly taken me to death by the deadly raw vege smell!!! 55555..

This is how the 四角豆 looked like..


People, raw vegetables are healthier but think before you eat!

Monday, October 13, 2008

Damn I've Been Laughing Caused Of Pain

Hahahahahaa...hahahahahahaa.........hahahahaha..... Damn! I can't stop laughing!! Hahahhahaa... All cause I hurt myself just now!! It's been a long while since I last hurt myself! Lol.... The pain is nice man!! It hurts! But it's kind of enjoying! Hahahahahahhahahaa..... I can't stop laughing while it's bleeding! Hahahaha...

The wound is small but it's deep man!!

And it's deep till my bone is damn aching!!


People, just be carefull when you're working cause the goddamn socso doesn't really help!

They Are A Bunch Of Human Waste

Oh dick heads y'll are shits!

I fucking hate all these shits! You think I have 3 heads with 6 shoulders? So I should be able to fucking perform few tasks at the same time? You think I work only for you? So whenever you fucking need me I should be there for you? Fuck you! You motherfuckers go fuck yourselves!


FUCK YOU!!!

Friday, October 10, 2008

After Hard Workout

Well well well.. I'm actually taking break now aka mengulat, (hehe..) while my new colleague-Ken is napping. I'm bored cause I'm waiting for some people to have their tasks done then only I could have my job done. Then I found out..


Ken is sleeping like a dead fish.. So I take this chance to spell on him..

Lu pendek~ I tinggi~

Cry~ I mis-spelled on something else.. My p grows longer instead of my height.. T.T

Ken I'm sorry cause you might not be able to find out your p anymore, unless you shave, you could still see the head.. xD

Damn how am I gonna fit my monster p in my pants?!

Hahahaha.. And and and, I also found out..


Will be back soon number 1..

Will be back soon number 2..

Will be back soon number 3..

Missing will be back soon..

Haha all these are from Komalam! Komalam you're a vege! (I mean vegetarian, not vegetable lar) Stop wasting papers! If not you wouldn't have enough food! Haha though I know you're not gonna eat the trees but trees and vegetables are plant! They're the same kind! Lol I actually dunno what the heck I'm crapping..

People, beware when you're taking nap cause someone might be fooling you around.